Thanks for interpreting what jscam was confused on.

Sounds like a left-handed endorsement for diversity.
Bet that argument isn't often made on the sub when the reactor is overheating. "Hey Chief, where is the left-handed, blonde-haired Slovenian/Brazilian female double major in English and Parks/Recreation 2nd Louie? She'll get that over-heated bugger under control."
"Ah Sir, I believe she's in the can fixing her makeup. She was crying some, you know that time, Sir."
"Oh, ok. Well just let us know when she can join us."
"Ay ay sir. Should we sing the diversity theme song in the meantime, Sir?"
"Ah screw it."
"Ah, about that Sir ...I've got more news. "