You think you made me feel bad, sahiscope?
Sweetheart, it takes a lot to make me feel bad about myself.
The reason you might have thought I was a girl is because of my somewhat flamboyant way of writing.
You can't use a bunsen burner because you can't keep the temperature controlled; you use a THERMOSTATICALLY CONTROLLED WATER-BATH.
By the way, are you male or female, sahiscope?