Smartical

"Zulu SAT II... what?"

Then I continued reading, and proceeded to crack up. Thank you for making me smile.

celebcj

Chance a Class of 2016er for GT, Princeton, Stanford, and Public Ivys

JAupiais

That's a bit desperate. :P
Visit someplace like My Chances (dot net) for a copious fix of stats and "chances reports" and bar graphs and crap to make you feel neurotic. Consult a magic 8-ball, that'll get you nowhere and make you feel anxious too. :P
But the crowd reading this thread (have you read it?) is probably not the best place to look for advice...

DarthSpawnus

Hahahahahahahahaha

Never laughed this hard at CC
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JAupiais

We need a "like" button on CC. :P

martinradev

I guess you stand a chance, but work more on your extra-curriculars. They are pretty poor in my opinion.

Josh05

This is so ridiculously funny hahaha. Oh gee...

dan4422

I hate aliens i.shall destroy you

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mmmgirl

This is truly top-quality satire. Among the funniest things I have ever read on CC.

Ambitious19

LOOOOL OMG. hilarious. lol@the hedgefund part. this is probably the best post on cc ever.

Murphy600

You are so funny. I hope you live on my hall wherever!

Murphy600

Just noticed from 2011. Love to know where you ended up.

AZ1995

I'm in class and I am laughing so hard