| ugh, i don't even want to try to think if what the pattern is. my brain is just numb-like.
I have two ideas, though. 1) We are uber-admits and they have a special email for us in which there are dancing Stanford trees delivering a personal video acceptance from the dean, which, y'know, obviously takes longer to create and send. or 2) We are uber-rejects and will get an email with the downfall of our app (be it a test score, or grammatical error in an essay, etc.) circled in red pen with "LOL" scrawled next to it.
Hopefully it isn't the latter. |