| Remember a year or two ago when some kid in the midwest created nuclear fusion in his basement? At first he wanted to build a hyperbolic chamber but his mom said no. Imagine that conversation.
Little Jimmy: Hey mom! I have this great idea for a hyperbolic chamber. Can I build one here in the...
Mom: No!
Jimmy: Aaawww come on...ppllleeeaassee??
Mom: I said no young man, and that's final!
(two days later)
Jimmy: Ok mom, if I can't build a hyperbolic chamber, how about a nuclear fusion reactor in the basement?
Mom: Oh..I don't know...
Jimmy: Come on, please?!?! It will be great!
Mom: Oh alright, well I suppose so.
Jimmy: Yay!!!
(putting off my history homework ftw) |