About the scholar thing, I didn't even know about it. I usually just study my head off then find out my score. I was registered under two different names
You should have automatically received a certificate in the mail from AP a month or two after the test results came out. If you were registered under two different names, you should try to get them merged. How did you deal with the test scheduling conflicts? My son had 3 conflicts (two different tests at the same time) and the make-up opportunities are very limited.
You certainly don't sound
like a troll -- your posts are generally too intelligent and your ECs are just too distinctive and quirky for someone to have made them up on the fly. Breeding reptiles? No troll would ever come up with this!
If the above is true, you are very likely to get in everywhere you apply: your background is just too darn interesting
for you to get rejected!