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12-13-2008, 07:08 PM
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#1 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 133
| Chance Me For A Girlfriend, Please!
-Height: 6' 2
-Weight: 180 lbs. (of raw muscle)
-Black hair (So basically people say I'm a ripped Jonas brother)
-Handsome (understatement)
-Humorous/Hilarious (approximately twice as funny as Dane Cook)
-About as sensitive as a stone (Could this hurt my chances?)
-I am in a band (did that sell ya?)(Is bluegrass music cool?)
-Popularity Rank: 2 out of 689 in my class (darn kid with the headgear got me)
-GPA (Girls [Dated] Point Average): 9.3 (unweighted)
-Total Jock (Captain of Chess Team)
My Usual Chances:
-Hannah Montana~Super Reach (don't worry she is for everyone)
(can't say I find her attractive)
-Beyonce~low match
-Jessica Alba~high match
-Angelina Jolie~safety
-Megan Fox~match
-Oprah Winfrey~high match
-Ellen Degeneres/Rosie O'Donnell~low reach
Chance me I'm kind of a loser in comparison to most dudes...
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12-13-2008, 07:19 PM
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#2 | | New Member
Join Date: Dec 2008
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Are you serious....
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12-13-2008, 07:35 PM
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#3 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
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well remeber with girls you can't really gauge yourself with numbers. Its a crapshoot always. With the number of applicants increasing everywehre its no longer based on just numbers but on the intangilbes. Remeber to show your passion and u shuld be fine.
I would say though that you probably have a good chance for rosie o'donald.
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12-13-2008, 07:50 PM
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#4 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2008
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LOL Angelina Jolie Safety, hahahahahahahahahahahaha, DAM!
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12-13-2008, 08:03 PM
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#5 | | Junior Member
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Do I look like one to joke, derekPH?
Trickstylez, turning Rosie O'Donald was my #1 choice, but I thought my odds were weak, so your post is encouraging.
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12-13-2008, 08:19 PM
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#6 | | Junior Member
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thanks, though i will admit you will have a hard time getting ellen. Angelina jolie is a cinch to get. You should be able to get her and a "full ride" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHa
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12-13-2008, 08:43 PM
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#7 | | Junior Member
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Trickstylez, good points! It would take a miracle for John Travolta in his prime to pick up Ellen, I'm afraid I may have underestimated my hopelessness. I may end up falling back on that Full Ride from Angelina jolie. hahahahaha
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12-13-2008, 09:23 PM
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#8 | | Member
Join Date: May 2008 Location: Eastern Washington
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Oh god. This made my day.
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12-13-2008, 09:24 PM
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#9 | | Member
Join Date: May 2008 Location: Eastern Washington
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But if Megan Fox is a match for you, you're probably Michael Phelps or someone, cause DAMN she's hot.
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12-13-2008, 09:27 PM
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#10 | | Junior Member
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Yea she's up there on my list, but unlike Michael Phillips I don't have ADHD or a speech problem...
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12-13-2008, 09:38 PM
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#11 | | New Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
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i would have to say you have a really good list and i think you do have a chance at getting hannah montana even though it is reach..good luck
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12-13-2008, 09:43 PM
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#12 | | Junior Member
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Thanks solo2013! That's the most assuring advice I've ever received. I think, considering I dated both the Olson twins at the same time once, that i have a certain appeal to child stars so i guess I'll do my best to prove naysayers wrong.
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12-13-2008, 10:26 PM
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#13 | | Member
Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Illinois
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your hand - super safety
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12-13-2008, 10:33 PM
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#14 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Ouch guitarman89, I thought I could bank on my low safety of Barbara Walters before I would ever resort to my super safety
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12-13-2008, 10:36 PM
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#15 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Phoenix
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Hahaha! I'm lovin it.  | |
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