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"Interesting .. if true"

mj93mj93 - Posts: 3,601 Senior Member
edited October 2007 in College Confidential Cafe
This is the thread where you post something that would warrant the response, "Interesting .. *thoughtful expression* if true."


My dad escaped prison a week ago; I was his connection on the outside. Out of longstanding anger, my mom ran him over the next day. She hasn't found out my role in the situation. Yet.
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  • So AuthenticSo Authentic - Posts: 1,241 Member
    Two Conjoined Twins were seperated

    Is this the part where I say that Cheesy Catch Phrase You made up???]

    If it is, well here goes.......

    "Interesting ..if true."
  • mj93mj93 - Posts: 3,601 Senior Member
    Lol, you don't have to say it.
  • rockermcrrockermcr Registered User Posts: 14,670 Senior Member
    Three bicycles on a hillside got up and danced to the tune of the French national anthem. Then, the potato looked up at the sun. And then Charlie said, "No thank you, I'd much rather have some coffee."
  • you'llsee...you'llsee... Registered User Posts: 4,535 Senior Member
    uhh.....i ate a bowl of ice cream today.


    just kidding....

    Bush goes to jail for murder. :/
  • rockermcrrockermcr Registered User Posts: 14,670 Senior Member
    OMG NO WAY!!


    I mean... "Interesting .. *thoughtful expression* if true."
  • IlikeDiceIlikeDice Registered User Posts: 578 Member
    An English transvestite by the name of Dr. Frank n Furter, who occasionally poses as a Minister, receives two people into his castle late into the night: a man and a woman; they are engaged to wed.

    After rousing bouts of experimental dance music, the transvestite, accompanied by the soon-to-be newlyweds, his assistant Riff Raff and Riff Raff's sister Maroon, take a trip into the lab where he is creating a monster by the name of Rocky. Rocky comes to life and the Doctor makes it clear that his use of the monster is as a sexual companion.

    However, before the monster and his creator are able to get down to business, a strange young delivery boy bursts into the room and loudly breaks into song and dance. This song was apparently his last, as shortly after he is finished, the crazed Doctor takes him into the freezer and offs him. The monster and his creator venture off into the Doctor's bedroom where they can finally be alone, and the man and woman visitors are escorted to their rooms.

    In the middle of the night, the transvestite visits both visitor's rooms pretending to be his or hers significant other, and mayhem ensues. In the midst of this chaos, the visiting women sleeps with the monster the doctor had created. Not soon after the Doctor finds out of this infidelity, another Doctor (who happens to be an ex-professor of the visiting man) shows up intending to prove that the transvestite is actually an alien from the planet Transsexual.

    Soon after all the visiting parties and the hosts of the house had sat down to dinner, the Doctor turns the visitors into statues. As statues, he transports them to a grand stage in the castle and dresses them in the same showgirl costumes (yes, even the men). They are turned back to normal, and the two Doctors, the visiting couple, and the monster named Rocky begin to perform a dance number.

    After this peculiar can-can like dance, Riff Raff and his sister barge into the room wearing peculiar extraterrestrial costumes and wielding laser guns pronouncing to the Doctor Frank n Furter that they intend to return to the planet of Transsexual. The Doctor is so overwhelmed with happiness that he breaks into song, but is killed by Riff Raff as soon as he finishes. Rocky is also killed, and the visiting couple and their Doctor are able to escape right before the castle they were staying in lifts off the ground and rockets into the sky.

    And all this, because the visiting couple's tire blew out.
  • Squirrel_MonkeySquirrel_Monkey Registered User Posts: 764 Member
    Wow, that was long.

    Oh, I'm supposed to say...

    Interesting... *thoughtful expression* if true.
  • KaznackKaznack Registered User Posts: 1,985 Senior Member
    We as a nation are bringing peace to the Middle East in a dignified way and will succeed in transforming the region with YOUR help.
  • bubblybubbly Registered User Posts: 379 Junior Member
    Blue-footed penguins residing in the Galapagos Islands are swimming to the California coast and giving hi-fives to everyone wearing black Crocs.
  • la1993la1993 Registered User Posts: 59 Junior Member
    ha. that penguin and black crocs thing was super random.

    sorry, i mean
    Interesting... *thoughtful expression* if true.
  • proletariat2proletariat2 Registered User Posts: 3,519 Senior Member
    A panda, a cheeseburger, and a placozoan walk (or in the case of the protist, squirm) into a bar. They seat themselves on 17-legged stools (in the case of the placozoan, try to seat themselves) and all order martinis. Shaken, not stirred. The martini lyses the placozoan's cells, and to add insult to injury, the panda steps on her. There is a funeral on the spot, and the placozoan is cremated and thrown into a dump. The panda then jumps on top of his stool and sings "To Anacreon in Heaven". Hrothgar and Wiglaf then burst in, laughing heartily as they order seven rounds of mead. They both get heavily drunk and swear to kill the bartender. The bartender flees in panic, and is replaced by the Wiglaf. The cheeseburger then leaves with the panda and goes to McDonald's. He orders a cheeseburger as a date, and the panda also orders one. After seeing the panda consuming the cheeseburger in a most gruesome fashion, the cheeseburger is disgusted and leaves. He then goes back to the bar, where he finds Wiglaf and Hrothgar drinking a vile concoction. On a television screen above, they hear Geraldo Rivera talking about horrible birth deformities such as cyclopic lambs and lettuce born with just a head. They are so transfixed by the story that they just stand there, with shocked expressions on their faces, and slowly die and decompose.
  • JBVirtuosoJBVirtuoso Registered User Posts: 4,579 Senior Member
    This would be great to use on those people who give you those stories about FBI agents watching your every move and how the government caused 9/11.
  • snoopyiscoolsnoopyiscool Registered User Posts: 18,082 Senior Member
    ILikeDice: Why would you go and spoil the whole movie? Spoiler spoiler pants on foiler.
  • deenierahdeenierah Registered User Posts: 416 Member
    ^ilikedice, ten points for you. rhcp is a fine piece of cinema.
  • cruisinusa2468cruisinusa2468 Registered User Posts: 1 New Member
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