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Funny Classroom Stories

changofchinachangofchina Registered User Posts: 104 Junior Member
edited February 2009 in High School Life
please post your funniest high school moments/stories
i'll start:
one day in precalc my friend tried to throw a paper ball at me, but missed and landed on my teachers desk, the teacher making him vacuum his room during lunch for the rest of the semester
Post edited by changofchina on

Replies to: Funny Classroom Stories

  • SpruceSpruce Registered User Posts: 1,173 Senior Member
    not funny, but ridiculous: last year a kid got lit on fire during a chem demo. he didnt get burned very badly, but his favorite pair of pants/shirt were destroyed.
  • AnastasiaZAnastasiaZ Registered User Posts: 247 Junior Member
    mine was in Europe- my classmate brough some substance that smelled like gas to the history class. 1 hour later- the whole school was evacuated because they thought something broke and we will be poisoned by the gas lol...
    btw they didn't do anything to the guy
  • LukeCLukeC Registered User Posts: 163 Junior Member
    I accidentally stapled my hand in class this year.
  • boysboys Registered User Posts: 111 New Member
    this was hilarious, but sad, during finals last year, somebody walked up to the teacher and asked her how use one of the buttons on the calculator. the teacher opened the calc and the student's cheat fell right out, LOL
  • secret777secret777 Registered User Posts: 119 Junior Member
    in latin class:
    the teacher was projecting a passage onto the dry erase board. he was writing the English translation of the passage on the dry erase board, which was white, just like the classroom walls. he got so excited that he started writing on the classroom wall instead of the board. he claimed that he did that just to get our attention, but the class was laughing really hard and didn't listen. the stuff he wrote wouldn't come off and has been there for a year now.
  • ShampooSwallowerShampooSwallower - Posts: 450 Member
    Like 2 weeks ago in APUSH, a girl wasn't feeling well, so she went up to the front of the room to ask the teacher for a pass to the health office. She wasn't looking too good. When he was writing up the pass, she started flailing her hands up and down like a bird, and ran over to the fishbowl and vomited in it, as well as all over the carpet and the table beside it.
    People were laughing like crazy.
    The little fishy died too.
  • JteHJteH Registered User Posts: 861 Member
    ^oh my hahaha
  • changofchinachangofchina Registered User Posts: 104 Junior Member
    wut happened to the girl after?
  • Ivybound11Ivybound11 Registered User Posts: 1,724 Junior Member
    In my APUSH teacher's bag we put our science teacher's gerbil in it. He opened up his bag and one of the gerbiles landed in his drink!! n the funniest part was that a old AP teacher walked in our classroom and a gerbil crawled into his pants..... he did a crazzy chicken dance...lol
  • CC LurkerCC Lurker Registered User Posts: 592 Member
    During a precalc quiz, our teacher leaped out of her seat and ran to the other side of the room when she saw a millipede by her desk. My friend got up and went to the millipede, and she started yelling, "Ten points on the quiz if you kill it!" Needless to say, he did end up killing that poor millipede...
  • LukeCLukeC Registered User Posts: 163 Junior Member
    Once some girl brought a remote control to my history class. She had the remote in her purse, and turned on the TV every two minutes and changed the channels. My history teacher was really mad, and she thought someone had a watch with a remote inside it. She made students with watches to put their hands in the air, but the TV kept on changing channels. Then some random guy walked by our classroom and my teacher thought that guy had a remote. She ran out of the classroom and told that dude to give her the remote, and he was just like "wth??!!" So we went on like this for the entire class period, and my teacher never found out who had the remote.
  • central1central1 Registered User Posts: 154 Junior Member
    In Spanish class last year there was a bee in the classroom and it is a class of only girls. Everyone was shreiking and throwing books and pencils in the air because they were so scared. Then we couldn't find where it went so the teacher (who is crazy btw) started yelling at everyone to calm down. About 20 seconds later, a girl found the bee in her pocket and there was so much chaos in the room. We couldn't get rid of the stupid bee and we spent the entire period freaking out over it. It was pretty hilarious for a class of 10 girls screaming and running all over the place for 40 min. The teacher was like "You guys sound like you're having babies"
  • changofchinachangofchina Registered User Posts: 104 Junior Member
    lol, i had one of those watches, used it during practice in the band room
  • eldoboyeldoboy Registered User Posts: 263 Junior Member
    In middle school I remember that the class was taking a really hard test, and we were all very quiet and everything...all of the sudden, some kid FARTS, and everyone just starts cracking up...in the middle of the chaos, some of us started cheating off each other...lol I remember....Damn, I wish I were back in middle school :)
  • bluebird123bluebird123 Registered User Posts: 148 Junior Member
    When I was in elementary school, students were allowed to bring pets to school for show-and-tell. Some one brought a boa constructor in. The snake escaped from its cage, traveled through the pipes, and popped out when my teacher opened her closet. She immediately fainted though my class found the snake really amusing.
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