<p>Oh no! I knew I made the wrong decision! I SHOULD HAVE MATRICULATED TO U OF PORTLAND! Everyone there is SO SMART! Thank GOD Lumosity conducted this incredibly INFORMATIVE study! </p>
<p>The non-representative sample sizes, rankings based on statistically insignificant data (difference of merely 7 points for 30 ranking places???) and exclusion of well known research universities like Caltech have made me SO convinced that I’m currently filling out my transfer application to UPortland! Pacific Northwest HERE I COME</p>