Anti-Ivy Rap

tkm256
Sun, 18 Sep 2005 12:25:41 +0000

What’s all this HYPe about?
And all these fightin’ louts?
My personal solution is avoid going the Ivy route
They’re really not that great,
Unless you take the bait,
And think the name alone will put your future on a silver plate

I don’t like Princeton
It’s really trippin’
And if you say it one more time well then my sides will be a splittin’
‘Cause I ain’t goin’
It ain’t no Bowdoin
Just what’ up wid’ all those eating clubs there really ain’t no knowin’

And then there’s Yale
And what the hayl
Do you think I’m gonna do there if I ain’t a rich white male?
And I ain’t cravin’,
Going to New Haven
If you walkin’ through the streets at night well then you’re really ravin’

Forget Stanford
It’s like a cowherd
You goin’ in an’ through preparing for career, and not your life
Word
And it’s a waste, yo
I ain’t gonna go
You can’t seduce me wid’ admittance rates
Tuition out da roof, yo

Harvard just ain’t cool,
See it’s dis old school,
And da Yard is well, a yard, and da statue’s all a lie, fool
What up wid that?
An’ if they don’t know splat,
About their very own wack history
Then why are you all tellin’ me
I need to ace the SAT?

And it ain’t goin’ down,
At that conartist Brown,
They got that teeny little bubble in that teeny little rich town
Hook and sink,
And before you blink,
They take away financial aid and leave you all up in a stink

And then Columbia
They’re out to rumble ‘ya,
I ain’t never seen no buildings tryin’ so darn hard to humble ya
You know their teachers,
Are aweful creatures,
And if you write reports your lucky if they even really read yours

Ain’t no Ivy for me,
That only offers ED,
They’re a load of stuck up scholars with compassion of a flea
I’m going LAC,
Not university

Until graduate school.

—Go Whitties (Yo)