Best College Essay Ever Contrived By Man!

<p>That was just a ploy for you to click on my post - but for real, I wondering if anyone would like to read my commonapp essay and critique the shtt out of it. I'm applying to columbia.fu n a bunch of other schools n im holdin my apps til i figure out what im doin w the essay.</p>

<p>if ur willing - just post ur email here and ill send it to u asap. Thanks to all the playaz and playettes who step up n help me out!!</p>

<p>private message me. I'm on a plane. I have lots of free time.</p>

<p>nealious - its not givin me the option of pm-ing u. got an email i can send it to?</p>

<p>Sure! I don't know how much time I'll have, but I'll try to give it a look-see. <a href=""></a>.</p>

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<p>sent it out nealious</p>


<p>ey...what about woman?!??!..</p>

<p>haha sry sexydesi...would u or any other lovely lady like to prove ur sexiness and take a swing w the essay?</p>

<p>i have the same problem myself..ugh..i have to fix this one essay then i can send in all my supplements..grr..</p>

<p>so ill take that as a no sexy :(</p>

<p>'s a no...but only because i dont think ill be much help....I suck at writing essays..ugh!..</p>

<p>aNYONE eLSE wANNA hELP n rEAD iT??</p>

<p>i'll help, pm me</p>

<p>me too. you can "PM" me lol</p>

<p>This post is a test of the Columbia College Confidential board broadcasting system.</p>

<p>im done w everything n the essay. thanks</p>

<p>tribe..could i read your essay now?..hehe</p>

<p>lets see...
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<p>i'd like to read your essay too!!
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<p><a href=""></a>, tribecalledquest11. I'd love to read it!</p>