Cable Connection in Dorm???

tastyb33f
Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:21:37 +0000

There will be a certain “in-room connection orientation session” or something like that you’ll have to attend before you’re allowed to use your in-room connection. They just go over some safety stuff, blah blah blah, and you’re required to install certain antivirus software that they give you (I think it’s still called the BeSafe software package) before you’re allowed to use the connection. Don’t worry, they’ll explain it all at the in-room connection thingy.

And unless you’re bringing a TV from the 1970’s, the instructions for hooking cable up to the TV is as follows:

1. Screw in wall jack end of cable

2. Screw in TV end of cable

3. Turn on TV

4. ?

5. Profit!

And no, a brand spanking new MacBook will not work just fine, because them Apple folks sure haven’t figured out the technorogy for that new-fangled “INTERNETS” garbage.

You freshmen make me laugh. Out loud, might I add. I do believe your generation’s term for this phenomenon is “LUUULZ.”