chance me and i'll be your friend(OOS)

pinkslip
Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:10:59 +0000

um yeah, with the golf balls, i would go swimming in the lakes on the course and collect the ones that nobody else wanted to. i figured since they weren’t course balls, i could take them. however, the course told me that since they were on their property, it belonged to them. i looked this up and it’s technically not true, but it’s not worth a lawsuit. they offered to hire me and pay me fifty cents a ball, but at that point its not worth it.

online poker is currently in an area of legal ambiguity, where if i’m caught, my money will be seized by the site, but no charges will be pressed. in actuality, anybody signed up on the site can potentially be charged, but that is extremely extremely unlikely to happen.

my loan business wasn’t an actual loan business, and no collateral was put out, so again, not illegal.

also, the website where i was selling sites was originally intended for teachers to buy. i would modify the tests i got back and then sell them for five bucks. however, somebody found out in my school and then the school tried to blacklist the site so i took it down. again, no charges could have been pressed.

so although it may have come off like i’m a drug dealer, all my “offenses” are pretty mild.

so what about chances?