Clothes that will never hit the stores

soozievt
Tue, 23 Feb 2010 20:25:37 +0000

OK, I think we could have fun writing the captions for the photos in BunsenBurner’s link in post #13.

2: Looks like those paper bag hats you make with kids, but painted black. OR could be a Dr. Seuss character in mourning.

4: Balloon Boy’s mother…with flying saucer on her head.

5: Where are the wooden shoes to go with the little Dutch girl?

6: Upon closer look, she spray pained a record silver and has a bean bag on top to balance it on her head.

7: So, that’s what you do with the extra sofa fabric!

8: Now this would make a fun hide and go seek place for little kids under this “coat”.

10: She’s wearing the gold seal of approval…not!

11: “Would you like sake with your meal?” she asks.

13: The Mad Hatter. 'Nuf said.

14: Santa’s funky elves.

15: This shawl is a tax deduction as it is an educational expense to teach my toddlers the ABCs.

16: Pebbles from the Flinstones in prison garb.

17: Not to be mistaken for the stuffed animal kill hanging on the saloon wall.

18: Certainly designed to flatter any woman’s body! (not to mention there is some fuzzy stuff for drying your wet hands on your dress)

19: Which has more inches? Her heels or the hem of her dress?

20: This jacket just has sleeves and nothing else. Can’t decide if it is for the preppy golfer? I wonder if she can hide stuff in that “nest” of hair?

21: Could be recycled for a figure skating competition. She will need a neck massage when the day is done, after wearing that much weight around her neck.

$23: An “extra” for the scene in the ascot races in the My Fair Lady movie.

24: Come Donner! Come Dixon!

26: Wait until I pull a rabbit from this hat!

27: Soon to come to your favorite porn video.

29: The Oksana Baiul look resurrected.

30: Let’s put an eskimo’s coat over Michelle Obama’s inaugural dress.

32: Will be a hit next Halloween.

33: Gives new meaning to feeling you’re caged in.

39: Jennifer in Love Story.

40: Oops, I forgot my pants.

41: The androgynous look.

43: Will appeal to men who want to “cop a feel”.

46: Would be handy for hiding a neck brace.

47: Auditioning for Star Trek.

48: A fashionable alternative for those who wear burkas.

53: Sold at Frederick’s of Hollywood.

62: Victoria’s Secret lingerie meets sweats.

64: The prettiest girdle I have ever seen.

65: Put a candle and in each hand and raise them up and she could be Lumiere in Beauty and the Beast.

66: Dressed and ready to go on stage for an ethnic folk dance.

67: An extra in the film, “Slumdog Millionaire”

68: A modern version of “I Could Have Danced All Night”