college admission secrets- Air'n Monahan

spiderman-reborn
Sun, 19 Feb 2006 12:50:50 +0000

MY name is Air’n because I love air and not tampons!!! If YOU want to make MILLIONS of US DOLLARS RIGHT NOW then SIGN UP for my bs program which rehashes TONS OF CR*P that you’ve already heard before! And EVEN IF you ARE UNSATISFIED (practically a guarantee!) with my POS PROGRAM which I recorded one DRUNK SUNDAY NIGHT I will personally promise to GIVE A REFUND (although I probably will disappear, leaving you only with the name of an internet con artist whom you describe to the courts as "a guy name “air’n”). CHECK OUT SOME FREE TIPS RIGHT NOW BELOW!!!:


Make sure everthing’s spelled correctly!!! You don’t want to look dumb! Dot your i’s and cross your t’s!!! This one got me into MIT!!!
Don’t get a rec. from a teacher whose class you ditched! Then they likely won’t know you!!
Instead of writing 5 hours a week, for 12 weeks for National Honor Society, write 20 hours for 24 weeks!!! (I’ll let you in on an Air’n secret: “Who’s gonna know??!!”" hahahaa) BTW I’m POSITIVE that BSing about NHS got me into Georgetown!!!
OK This is the most important, ground-breaking, astounding piece of advice a man can ever hand you. Take a deep breath, sit down, and prepare to be absolutely BLOWN AWAY.
-If you’re writing a response for a Harvard application, don’t mention that you love Yale. This will only hurt your chances. Instead, don’t mention Yale at all! Instead mention some court proceding or something, during which you changed your name to something ■■■■■■■■. And get this, for a Yale application- VICE VERSA!!!


I just saved you like a billion dollars in conseling and got into into the IVY LEAGUE BRO!!! BTW if anyone’s interested I got a cure for cancer that those FATCAT MD’s don’t want to know about; BUT I DON’T CARE I’LL SELL IT TO YA ANYWAY CAUSE I’M THAT COOL!!!

1 cure for cancer, good for lifetime… $2.99
I’ll even toss in some “Air’n” labeled coasters if you call now!!!

Thanks for the money b*atches :)