Congrats, you got into UCLA!

jeff3737
Mon, 19 Apr 2010 16:12:55 +0000

You’re all parasites. You feed off of each others’ emotions like insecure leeches, until you’re plump with unjustified reassurance. I’ve got news for you: I’m the leech killer. I stomp on you. I crush you until you’re devoid of all that false hope you’ve so desperately clung to.

I’m preparing you, training you. I’m gonna turn you slobs into soldiers. You need to find your own strength, not rely on others for emotional validation. You’re weak and whiny, but I’m gonna change all that. You need to be strong if you’re gonna fight others at UCLA. It aint a college, it’s a war zone. You think you can just walk on in, but you’re gonna get your head blown clean off. I’m protecting you all, because somewhere within those pathetic, self-doubting souls, I see a stupid version of myself.