Crazy Things Teachers Say

birdiegirl
Sat, 18 May 2013 22:28:37 +0000

My physics teacher is probably the weirdest 50 year old guy ever. Most of it comes from blunt honesty. Friday before prom: “Alright kids, make good choices…wear a condom…and don’t get too wasted so when you take your AP exam Monday you’re not taking a three hour test with a hangover.” Another classic: “You know when you look at some couples and its like, why are they together? Well, maybe the sex is really good…”

My band director also has an entire Facebook page dedicated to his -isms.

And my Spanish teacher on Thursday (after dropping a bunch or plastic ware on the floor for our burrito party): “just throw those in the trash, they’re no good. Do you know how many weird diseases you’ll get from that? Not worth it”