Do not let anything discourage you from applying to Stanford!

Luciferlied
Tue, 21 Sep 2010 20:12:28 +0000

This petulant ■■■■■ who goes by the ridiculous appellation “pleasewharton” impregnates our beloved Stanford forum division with ignominy, vilification, and odiousness. Not only has she attempted and succeeded to deceive thousands of our compassionate CCers to congratulate her, but she has also fooled hundreds into grasping the spurious phantom of false hope.

While we must indubitably exalt “pleasewharton” of her meritorious “creative writing” idiosyncrasies, we must also abhor her for it. Such an undertaking, such a fatuous and repulsive lie brought to the Imperial Forums of Stanford, is absolutely unheard of.

To be completely honest from the bowels of our heart, if it were not for her being Chinese, we would have urinated on her at once.