Dress at Yale.

mochamaven
Thu, 03 Jan 2008 13:22:22 +0000

I TOTALLY agree with Dan. Girls at Yale are always wearing sweaters and scarves and jeans which are like SO out-of-style. Like seriously, people here have their priorities way wrong…appearance is everything, and even at 9:30 AM it’s important to look like you just got off your shift at A&F. I mean, one of my main goals before I graduate is to get a hot boyfriend who’s going to work on Wall Street. I really want not to have to work so that I can go shopping like all day!

People at Yale have this weird perception that it’s like your intelligence that determines success in life? It’s soo cute, because I mean everyone knows that attractive well-dressed people make it so much farther in the real world, you know? I mean come on, Paris Hilton is way richer and more famous than Nancy Pelosi!

My roommate is so nasty…she wakes up so late in the morning before her 8:30 AM class that she only has time to shower and pull on clothes. I only have a 9:30 AM class but I wake up BEFORE her so I can shower and then exfoliate, blow dry and straighten my hair, retouch my nails (because everyone knows that chipped polish is SO 1980s, ew) and apply makeup. And then I try on a few different outfits because I don’t want to wear the same thing I did two weeks ago, you know?

Oh my god, Dan, it’s such a relief to know that someone else at Yale has their priorities straight!

Love Always,

Gnarly Yale Girl Who Doesn’t Straighten Her Hair