Drunk off hand sanitizer.

dmd77
Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:57:29 +0000

Listerine (50 proof).
Vanilla extract (or any other extract) (70 proof).

I’ve known the alcohol content of these since I was in 7th grade.

But it was much easier and cheaper to go for the Scotch in my parents’ liquor cabinet.

Which is why our liquor cabinet was locked when our kids were in high school. I didn’t worry about them, but I did worry about their friends saying “your parents wouldn’t know.”