Drunk off hand sanitizer.

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Tue, 24 Apr 2012 13:45:00 +0000

Bunch of adults trying to spread the practice. There are tens of thousands of teens visiting ERs each year from drinking Captain Morgan. There were exactly six cases in one location (San Fernando Valley) spread out over a couple of months. But now a bunch of adults have decided that kids across the country really need this information so they won’t take the booze out of their parents’ liquor candidates.

(For the record: I checked this morning - there are NO such cases reported to the Recovery Hotline and NO such cases reported by any ER in Washington State. But I bet there will be now.)