Fraternities/Sororities: To join or not to join

lethargytm
Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:52:50 +0000

I dont know. I’m pretty sure she was on my c*ck all night.
And leah, if you dont know yet or confused about how awesome I am, I am. Everybody wants me. That smiley face is winking at me with lust. Thats how charming and suave I am.

Anyways she said lets go to your room after dancing and making out etc… I said its kind of far away from here, lets just go to the bathroom. She asked why isnt your room in here? Are you not a brother? I replied No. She said oh, okay. And walked off. You dont have to be Einstein to figure out that she only wanted the hookups. And I am also certain of my theory because she went out of her way to find a brother and made herself snuggle on his privates.

First of, the conversation between me and her were alot more slurred. Second of all, I don’t lie. I just hate lies and liars. I mean jokes are fine. White lies to suprise someone or something etc… all okay. I just can’t lie.
Besides If I said I was a brother and someone over heard it, especially a brother, I get beat up, kicked out, and no longer would not be able to enjoy delicious beverages, that come by 32 packs for your convenience, that is accompanied by lesser forms of skanks.

I never said frats were bad. I have lots of friends in the greek life. They enjoy it. I enjoy their perks. I was offered several bids but all politely declined and told them I don’t think I would able to handle the pledgeship with classes for my double major with two minors.

But honestly if I can go to the bars and clubs and drink, I would think that those perks would be the same as being in a frat without the financial and temporal obligations.