Good news, everyone!

cameraphone
Sat, 06 Jul 2013 07:23:41 +0000

I discovered that I will be able to BARELY afford college completely by my own hand! But here’s the only stipulation:

I have to somehow become a biological virus: be non-living and leech off of others all three years I’ll be there.

/joke

I calculated that I can afford the tuition/fees/books/supplies ENTIRELY for my university of choice–by this time next year, I will have saved up enough money from working. Here’s my problem though: living expenses. How does one deal with living expenses when you’ll have enough money to pay off tuition/fees/books/supplies?

I can’t live “at-home” and I don’t know anyone who goes to this university that would want to room up with me in an apartment. Dorm life is only more expensive.