Hilarious names game.

romanigypsyeyes
Sun, 28 Feb 2010 10:57:50 +0000

Any of these: (list of 20 worst celebrity baby names)


Jermajesty
Tu Morrow
Moxie Crimefighter
4 & 5. Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin (2 other kids - Dweezil and Ahmet).
Audio Science
Blue Angel (really? You couldn’t have just stuck with Angel?)
Rocket Rodriguez (porn star in the making?)
Prince Michael II/Blanket
Ocean
Memphis Eve (???)
Maddox
Destry
Sage Moonblood (Sage = OK. Moonblood = NO).
Kyd
Coco (actually, I’m ok with this one)
Apple (or really any food)
Fifi Trixibelle
Pilot Inspektor
Kal-El


Others: Anything named after a place, food, animal, etc.
Anything that tries to be “unique” by changing the spelling- ie- Kaitlin. That child will have an average name and a lifetime of trying to teach people how to spell it.
Anything with obnoxious random apostrophes. I have an apostrophe in my last name and they are a PAIN. Why you would do that to your child is beyond me.

/rant.