How can I prepare for rejection?

hungryteenager
Wed, 11 Mar 2015 18:41:25 +0000

Dear Hungry Teenager, after reviewing your application, we are excited to deny you admission.

While it is great that you atrended prospective student events, your visit to the sponge’s dining hall ate up enough money to supply 2 other applicants with free tuition. Pun intended.