How crucial are alumni relation?

VandySAE
Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:14:43 +0000

I ended up getting a full scholarship by completely fabricating everything on my application. First, after sneaking into my boarding school’s registrar’s office, I put together a rap sheet of top notch scores. Then did some work on letters of recommendation, which, to say the least, were praising. I gave myself a GPA of 3.6 because let’s be honest, nobody’s perfect. The beauty was Peter Stevens. A successful alumni whose phone number and e-mail address happened to be the same as mine lauded my personal determination and athletic prowess. Man, they never saw it coming.

Also, there are more cutthroat uppity-type schools that will probably fit you better.