How do you tell your roommate you hate them.

jjjames
Thu, 02 Feb 2006 17:50:46 +0000

once again thanks for everyones advice and i’m glad you enjoy my blog. Someone gave me advice about the dishes that i though i would share. Instead of putting the dishes in the sink we now wash them off and place them in the dish washer which makes the place smell a lot better and clean up is as easy as turning the washer on. I thought of a new formula too

Purpose: To kill roommate and remove any traces of said roommate
Hypothesis: Roommate will leave if said roommate is reduced to ash

Supplies:
Gasoline (somewhat cheap and easy)
Lots of fire
Fireworks (just to make things fun to watch)

Procedure:
Cover every surface with gasoline while roommate sleeps
Lead trail to outside of apartment
Light trail

Conclusion:
Roommate annihalated, Police will have a hard time identifying the ash pile but you probably won’t get your deposit back

(I am not to be held responsible for anyone who attempts this, anyone who attempts this accepts full responsibility for their actions)

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