HSL Questionnaire (edn. 2)

HarveyLewis
Sat, 03 Jul 2010 23:37:33 +0000

1) Have you been on CCislulz? Yes, frequently. And I usually don’t understand 90% of the conversation.

2) Would you rather go to a CC Convention or Cookout? There is no “neither” option. Food ftw!

3) Do you like Do you like rainbow? Of course!

4) Professional Whistler, Rodeo Clown, or Pet Detective. Which would you prefer as a career? Pet Detective if the job is anything like Eddie Valiant’s

5) Say you are a vegetarian. Would you dare to eat an animal cracker? Why not?

6) What was your last text message reply? Yesterday, or the day before

7) Who will win the World Cup? Germany, obviously

8) What color describes you? I see a red door and I want it painted _____

9) Would you rather play would you rather or truth or dare? Confused me for several minutes. The former.

10) Action or Romance? Action I guess. I prefer suspense.

11) Which came first: the chicken or the egg? YOUR MOM

12) Orange popsicle or green popsicle? Orange.

13) What keeps you on CC so long? It’s like how Gollum needs his Precious

14) The song Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley comes on the radio and you can not reach for the dial or button to change the radio station for some reason. What do you do? Suicide by Rickroll

15) What if you woke up one morning to discover you had no bones? Not a lot you can do without bones.

16) You have a super power to become any cartoon character. What would you do with this? Become Roger Rabbit. Have you seen Jessica Rabbit?

17) You are given a seed an a bean stock grows. Do you dare to climb up it? Do you get someone else to climb up it? What do you do? It depends on how high up it goes. I’d probably make someone else do it if it was more than, say, 20 feet.

19) Are you disturbed by the fact that there is no question 18? I would not have been disturbed if there had been no question 8 - then we would have been using base 9, with 9 being the new 8. But now it just doesn’t make sense.