I have a confession to make...

UncleEzra
Mon, 31 Jul 2006 17:18:21 +0000

This is Ezra Cornell. I pride myself on maintaining a conservative lifestyle. Yes, I am guy, and no, I did not engage in a sexual relationship with Arjun, as I am very straight. Also, I have pecs, and no they do not feel like sandbags. As for Spanks, your GPA will be lowered because of your crassness.