if you want a job in banking...

tenebrousfire
Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:14:23 +0000

… don’t lie on your resume, and definitely don’t make up having received offers!

[Jeffrey Chiang Will Be Receiving No New Offers Of Employment - Dealbreaker - A Wall Street Tabloid - Business News Headlines and Financial Gossip](http://dealbreaker.com/2009/10/jeffrey-chiang-will-be-receivi.php)

i got the actual forwarded email, pretty amusing / sad stuff