I'm getting rejected because adcoms don't like sexy toes.

gapyearstudent
Mon, 18 Jan 2010 09:44:35 +0000

1.) Internationalness
2.) Needing FA
3.) The adcom who read my essay having a nephew who is also into writing, acting, and the Humanities.
5.) The adcom had a fight with his daughter that day about going into engineering. The daughter is into writing, acting, and the Humanities.
6.) The adcom didn’t like my history teacher’s handwriting in her rec.
7.) The adcom hates to read.
8.) The adcom doesn’t like the word puppet.
9.) The adcom doesn’t like black hair.
10.) The adcoms are secretly computers.
11.) Freida Pinto’s application was in the pile above mine.
12.) Not a single mention of clam farts or underwater basket weaving anywhere.
13.) What is this??!?! Who uses CALIBRI font instead of freakin TIMES NEW ROMAN??? REJECTED!
14.) Adcom was sex-deprived and in a bad mood so he rejected me.
15.) My teacher and counselor were sex-deprived and in a bad mood so they wrote a bad rec.

EDIT : THIS IS NOT MINE, just copied from another thread lol don’t think I’m obsessed with sex or something. HAHA