I'm scared of public bathrooms!

BedHead
Sun, 28 Jan 2007 19:02:51 +0000

Use a port-a-potty in your room and empty it at 4AM when no one’s looking. If you’re roommate catches you doing this – or smells it – empty it in his (her?) bed or, alternatively, stuff him down the garbage chute.

Alternatively, you could stand in the stall and pull a Borat – i.e. plastic bags that you throw away. Don’t try to flush the bags 'cause they’ll probably jam up the works.

I hope you work out your phobia.