In the Heights

Schmaltz
Tue, 13 Apr 2010 11:44:25 +0000

I’m waiting for “CollegeConfidential–The Musical” to hit Broadway. I heard it’s mostly razzle-dazzle show tunes about the U.S. News rankings, with more somber subplots about affirmative action and financial aid. The producer is an Ivy Leaguer, and he’s demanding that there be separate bathrooms for those audience members who went to private colleges and for those who went to public colleges. He’s making sure that the rest rooms for the public college alumni are staffed with attendants who will explain how to use the facilities, and show the patrons what the soap is for.