Inside Scoop on Duke Admissions

rk33
Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:15:37 +0000

Congratulations interestingguy, you are clearly the smartest, most fun, most confident, and most likable person to ever be accepted into any college. You are clearly better than me. Now please go take advantage of all of your blessings and your prestigious education from the world’s greatest college, and get off the computer and go do something with your life. You’re wasting your obvious talents here.