Invent the Perfect Chance Thread

elytron
Sat, 01 Aug 2009 22:17:32 +0000

High School: Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology
Rank: 1/576
African American, first generation college student from Somalia, Orphaned at the age of 10 after parents died in freak goat herding accident, raised and financially supported family with internet entrepreneurial business selling homemade supercomputers
GPA: 4.0/4.8
SAT: 800/800/800 (12) –> 1600/2400 (first time taking a standardized test, did not cancel my score despite having taken the test while suffering a bout of tuberculosis)
SAT2: Math2:800 Chem:800 Physics:800 French:800 Spanish:800


Frosh Year:
AP Bio 5
AP Statistics 5
AP English Language 5
AP US History 5
AP French 5
AP Physics C 5

Sophomore Year:
AP Chem 5
AP Calc BC 5
AP English Literature 5
AP Spanish Language 5
AP Euro 5
AP Psych 5

Junior Year:
IB Spanish HL 7
IB Econ HL 7
IB Mathematics 7
IB History HL 7
IB Psych HL 7
IB Envirosci HL 7

Senior Year:
IB Biology Hl 7
IB Physics HL 7
IB Chemistry HL 7
TOK 7
IB English 7
Multivariable Calc

Awards:

ISEF Finalist

Nobel Prize for inventing a cure for AIDS made from recycled cat feces

perfect score on the USAMO test
-NCTE writing contest winner

Olympic World Champion in spelunking

All American Basketball

International AP Scholar

Knighted by the Queen of England (a close personal friend)

EC’s:

This summer: TASP, genetically engineering people that urinate energy efficient fuel - will be published in The New York Times, National Geographic, Science, and Glamour magazines

Varsity Basketball, National Champions, will be recruited to D1 schools DESPITE the fact that i am only 3 feet tall and have suffered crippling achondroplasia my whole life

Built my own soup kitchen out of entirely recycled tires, feeds over 500 people daily

Extreme mountain climbing (summited Kilimanjaro last weekend while trying to find a quiet place to concentrate on my latest mathematical theorem)

have been heavily solicited by movie studios who desire my intoxicatingly soothing voice for animated movie cameos

Could someone chance me for the University of Southern Virginia?