Is free stuff given out at Previews?

HorseRadish
Mon, 05 Apr 2010 00:09:25 +0000

Dear grifter (…get my drift?):

After hearing of such stealthiness as you slither for stuffing you bags with Williams gear, we respond:

Shallow? Nah! If you possess a soprano voice, perhaps you will stupefy and amaze us. Perhaps our tears will fill those bags with stuff dreams are made of.

We look forward to your preview and hope you walk away, being free to choose what for us costs so dearly, and with the freedom that enables you to choose the college of your choicel

With that in mind, may you walk away filled and moved to the higher grounds of Williams College.