Is having a girlfriend for three years a solid extracurricular?

Saugus
Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:23:25 +0000

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Yeah, that’s great. Colleges also like to see long term commitment to activities, and I have NEVER gone a day without some sort of sleep in my life, so that will help me a lot.

Other ECs that I came up with:

I tried out for my school FootBall team but got rejected because I was too fit. Apparently, you have to weight at least 175. I’m in better shape than all of the FootBall players.

I submitted a design for a graphic arts competition, and I was so important that they sent me an E-Mail informing me that I didn’t win, and they were very sorry.

I babysat a praying mantis for 3 days, after which I put in a spider and the spider wound up eating the praying mantis.

I can use spellcheck.

My bladder is stronger than the average bladder.

One time, I threw up on a guy’s snowboard and ran away.

And my academics aren’t bad either:
Class rank: 46 (Out of 46 students)
Sat Score: 1590 (But maybe they will think that it is out of 1,600, and not 2,400! If that’s the case, then I have a nearly perfect score!)

Hooks:
I don’t really have any, but I’ve watched like 5 minutes of Keith Olbermann, and he went to Cornell, so I guess that I can use him as a legacy.

Schools I shall be applying to:
UC Merced
Cal State NorthRidge
Lamar University
Master’s College
College of the Canyons
Cornell

My common application essay:
“Hi you guys, can I come to your collage? I think that it would be awesome!!!111111 Your collage has been one of my favorites since I heard about it last week. Enclosed are my excellent transcript and accomplishments. Well, I’ll ttyl because I know that I’m getting in.”