Ivy Stereotype Jokes

rstein3
Thu, 26 Jun 2014 01:27:06 +0000

Stumbled upon these jokes while perusing the internet and thought they were too funny to not share! Hopefully no one gets offended; some of these are my top choices and I was not offended
Saving these mostly for future reference!


How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two – one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven – one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None – Hanover doesn’t have electricity.
How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two – One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six – one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest
the lightbulb’s right to not change, and twenty-five to hold
a counter-protest.
How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None – New Haven looks better in the dark.
How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One – he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.


Can anyone attest to the accuracy of these stereotypes? :P