JOB DESCRIPTION? subway sandwhich.

OHKID
Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:32:38 +0000

There is only one thing you can say:

SANDWICH ARTIST!!!

Then, you must follow that up by recording yourself singing “five-dollar footlong” in a music video with a hot asian chick in a low-cut green shirt doing the hand motions while a cheaply made T-Rex is chewing up Tokyo.

You’ll get into Harvard on the spot.