Jury Duty

ShannonEntropy
Fri, 05 Aug 2011 13:43:55 +0000

" In my state (MA) if you expect there to be a conflict when you get the initial summons, call immediately. They will reschedule you to a more convenient date. The summons also lists exemptions for jury duty (i.e. must care for a disabled family member, has a severe disability that affects ability to serve). "

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If I lived in MA I think I would opt for the “severe disability” excuse

If they ask you what the severe disability is, just say:

" I’m too stoopid to figure out how to get out of jury duty "