Lame-O Limericks for College Confidential

Consolation
Fri, 18 Jan 2013 12:23:02 +0000

There once was a bright boy of Maine,
Whose passions would wax and then wane.
He tried out Philosophy, Linguistics, and Russian
As his mother did confidence feign.

Don’t worry, dear mother, he said.
As turned gray the hairs on her head.
I’ve found my delight, I’m destined to write!
And I hope soon to be MFAin’