Lame-O Limericks for College Confidential

QuantMech
Fri, 18 Jan 2013 10:43:03 +0000

Okay, I can do lame-o. Should preface this with the comment that the limerick is counter-factual. Fortunately, back when QMP was applying to college, CC had much less information available, and so I was unaware of the hurdles that students with very strong academic qualifications and strong–but not knock-your-socks-off EC’s–face in college admissions. However, the limerick describes how I would have reacted if I had then the information that I have now:

There once was a Quantum Mechanic,
Whom college admissions made manic.
Are these EC’s okay?
Too few hours in a day!
CC’s causing the onset of panic!