Lame-O Limericks for College Confidential

12rmh18
Fri, 18 Jan 2013 10:05:07 +0000

Continuing the saga of the pre-med:

There once was a kid on CC
Who sought a prestigious degree,
He wanted an Ivy
But found it too pricey
And went to a small LAC. (12rmh18)

His parents were absolutely delighted
That their son had finally decided
To go to Ohio
And major in Bio,
On a scholarship his new school provided. (12rmh18)

In Ohio he did really well.
He learned all about little cells.
To his mother he said,
I’m picking premed,
Being a doctor will be really swell. (BUandBC82)

But the pre-med distracted by chicks
Was put on academic probation to fix
His low GPA.
More work & less play
Did transform his time management mix. (GMTplus7)

**But Bio was truly his calling.
He decided that chicks were appalling.
He did persevere
To pursue a career:
He could hear that med school was calling./b

**He pulled up his low GPA,
And studied for MCATs all day.
He worked for an answer
to a new cure for cancer,
And landed at UCLA./b

Of my pre-med son I am proud,
I brag, and chat, and am loud.
My friends may grow weary,
As I go on so cheery,
But my friends on CC will be wowed. (MD Mom)