Monsters University, anyone applied?

soccerguy315
Wed, 10 Oct 2012 21:36:56 +0000

[Monsters University](Monsters University | Disney Movies)

I didn’t see a thread on this (mods, please close if there is one), but it seemed like something that people on this website would definitely enjoy!

Monsters University is the sequel to Monsters Inc, coming summer 2013. They released a website that mirrors our favorite college websites, some excellent parts:



Each year, over 26,000 high school and transfer monsters apply to MU, but only a fraction get admitted. Our methods are strenuous, but our tradition is truly great.





BASIC MONSTER RESPECT
Monsters University is proud of its diversity, with monsters from every background and nationality. By valuing the uniqueness of every individual monster, MU hopes to create an atmosphere of open-mindedness and understanding. Through awareness and acceptance, students can learn to build relationships based on mutual respect, clear communication, conflict avoidance, and positive affirmation. All monsters are unique – by heritage, number of appendages, or simply number of eyes – and all monsters deserve respect.





Wednesday, 12:44pm
Reported theft from Monstrosities faculty dining kitchen. Reported one (1) sandwich and one (1) half-drank iced coffee stolen “even though I had my name written on it,” said victim.

Wednesday, 6:30pm
Student campaign poster reported ripped outside Scare Hall. Now reads “Lease Lect Harles.” All units on lookout for any poster fragment with letters “PEC.”

Wednesday, 11:21pm
Students accused of “continually” lifting and transporting narcoleptic roommate to different areas of campus while asleep – and leaving him with only minimal amounts of clothing.

Thursday, 12:08am
Four female students report prank phone calls from an unknown male caller pretending to be a lost human.