My mom thinks I have no friends

PlattsburghLoser
Sun, 30 May 2010 11:57:06 +0000

^shudder

And this is why I never want to have children. Aside from the fact that I plain just dislike kids, the idea that I may get some inattentive hyperactive squirrel-child hybrid is terrifying. I will probably try to shove him back inside or ask for a refund from the hospital.

It also probably doesn’t help that I view kids like dogs. They seriously remind me of dogs. I seem to be the only weirdo who makes that connection.