OOS Students and the Public State Universities

dstark
Tue, 03 Mar 2009 10:59:30 +0000

I think due to cold weather in the midwest…the average student at Michigan is 2.9 lbs heavier than the students in the south.

Therefore, the average student at Michigan is very fat and can only climb one flight of stairs before breathing problems occur.

At Vanderbilt, because of the wealth of the student body, the students all have personal trainers. These students work out in gyms 5 days a week. However, the students are carried up stairs by personal trainers because Vanderbilt doesn’t want their students to stub their toes and miss any classes.

Therefore, Vanderbilt is a much better school. Everyone should choose Vanderbilt over Michigan.