Parents of 2011 ..Please Stand Up.

nurseypoo
Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:11:06 +0000

Don’t Zaphod! Please! He’s 6’0 and 135 lbs when soaking wet!

I told him if he didn’t want his mother shrieking about them not taking care of her baby, and crying/hanging/sobbing on him in the yard IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, he would make a valiant effort to gain weight.

Okay, this is my guilt trip option with him. It gets him in the gym and at least ATTEMPTING to gain weight.

Don’t take away my leverage! :D

Signed,

Mom
Guilt Trip Travel Advisor