Phone call from "IRS"

CTTC
Wed, 20 Apr 2016 11:46:33 +0000

We don’t have Caller ID. I have some fun with the callers sometimes. When it’s a foreign accent, I ask where they are calling from. They usually say California. I ask if they are a citizen, and what is their citizenship number. That usually ends the call.

I’m thinking of telling the many political callers that will surely be calling in the coming months that I’m an illegal alien and can’t vote.

For the charities, I tell them I’d like them to donate to a particular charity I like. And when they try to turn the conversation back to their charity, I keep bringing it back to mine.

The fun is confusing the callers by answering them in ways that aren’t on their prepared scripts.