Pickin up chicks: different in college compared to highschool

Russell7
Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:16:42 +0000

Yeah, it’s complicated. Which is why I have comebacks just in case my performance isn’t up to her liking.

I’m horrible at sex? …She lays there like a dead fish.

I have erectile dysfunction? …She has an odor that would scare fresh albacore.

I don’t give her an orgasm? …She doesn’t deserve one.