Plane diverted by tefillin

mantori.suzuki
Sat, 23 Jan 2010 23:18:01 +0000

This shouldn’t be news. It is a statistical FACT that observant Jews blow up airplanes almost as often as 90-year-old white ladies, and nearly *twice *as often as infants. I feel better knowing they’re all being kept in line via an aggressive program of unpredictable, misguided harassment.