Please tell me all the fun isn't dead!

zakuropanda
Wed, 15 Dec 2010 22:23:28 +0000

Thought I’d bring this back ;)



Yes. Chicago is where fun goes to die. No one laughs, or has parties, or gets drunk, or has sex, ever. The workload is insane and crushing; you will struggle just to pass your classes. At the end of your four years, you will stagger out of the front gates a miserable dried-out shell of your former self, your dreams of elite professional school and seven-figure salaries forever destroyed by your low GPA. You will die alone, friendless, penniless, and homeless, in a darkened alley, in pouring rain, while diseased stray cats mewl pathetically and lick at your wasted hands. In your last moments, you will summon all your strength and gasp with your dying breath, “Why? Why didn’t I get into Harvard?!”

Conclusion: don’t come here. Go to Caltech instead; I hear the parties get pretty wild over there. --Haavain



In all seriousness though, if you like the quirkiness and hopefully get the “where fun comes to die” humor then you don’t need to worry about anything.