Quote you put on your apps

crouton
Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:07:45 +0000

youre probably gonna think im kidding, but im not

“whenever i feel depressed and nothing is going right in my life, i like to take a home pregnancy test. that way i can utter the phrase ‘hey, at least im not pregnant’… and i know better days are around the corner” - Daniel Tosh